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While I am away, I will have very limited email access. I might not be able to answer your question until after I return. Even after I return, I will have lots and lots of emails to go through. I will get to yours as soon as I can.

Please do not send emails asking if I got your order. I do not send order confirmations because PayPal provides a receipt upon completion of an order. If PayPal got your order, I got your order.

I will not know when out-of-stock items will be back in stock.

I will not know with any certainty when I will be able to mail your order (best guess is about two weeks after you place it).


Your privacy is important to us. We will not share your email address with anyone for any reason (unless we get a subpoena from the cops or the Feds and we absolutely, positively have to).

After you submit the form, you will receive a "Thank You" email.

If you don't get an almost immediate "Thank You" email, you probably entered your email address with a typo (that happens a lot - but it also means I can't send you an answer to your question).

If you have asked a question, you will get another email later on with an answer to your question.

If you are asking about an order, and your order has your wife's name or a company name and a company email, and you write in under your name and on your personal email I will not be able to find your order.

If you are going to ask me "How long will it take to get here?" you have to tell me where "here" is. It could be anywhere from one day to one month, depending on where you live.


PLEASE DOUBLE CHECK YOUR EMAIL ADDRESS BEFORE SUBMITTING THE FORM.


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“The bitterness of poor quality remains long after the sweetness of low price is forgotten” – Benjamin Franklin

"Study to be quiet." - Izaak Walton 1653

"Be sure in casting, that your fly fall first into the water, for if the line fall first, it scares or frightens the fish..." Col. Robert Venables 1662


Warning:

The hooks are sharp.
The coffee's hot.
The fish are slippery when wet.

Beware of the Dogma






Currently processing orders that were received Sep 12.