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Your privacy is important to us. We will not share your email address with anyone for any reason (unless we get a subpoena from the cops or the Feds and we absolutely, positively have to).

After you submit the form, you will receive a "Thank You" email.

If you don't get an almost immediate "Thank You" email, you probably entered your email address with a typo (that happens a lot - but it also means I can't send you an answer to your question).

If you have asked a question, you will get another email later on with an answer to your question.

If you are asking about an order, and your order has a your wife's name or a company name and a company email, and you write in under your name and on your personal email I will not be able to find your order.

If you are going to ask me "How long will it take to get here?" you have to tell me where "here" is. It could be anywhere from one day to one month, depending on where you live.


PLEASE DOUBLE CHECK YOUR EMAIL ADDRESS BEFORE SUBMITTING THE FORM.


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Walk softly and carry a long stick. - Teddy Roosevelt (almost)

“The bitterness of poor quality remains long after the sweetness of low price is forgotten” – Benjamin Franklin


Warning:

The hooks are sharp.
The coffee's hot.
The fish are slippery when wet.


Currently processing orders that were received Dec. 14.